To escape an abusive relationship, you have to fight crazy with crazy, but the Europeans are too meek and gaslighted for that

Watching Trump toy with the EU over his vows to seize Greenland is infuriating in the same way that a friend keeps calling you nonstop to describe her nutcase live-in partner, without actually doing anything about it. Know what unnerves a bully? Unpredictability.

Bullies love predictable victims. Ask any woman who has suddenly gone off-script and ended up labeled ‘crazy’ by some deserving man. A woman who doesn’t flinch is terrifying to a bully. Hence the diagnosis.

So why is the EU still playing defense? And so poorly, at that. Sending Danish and Greenlandic leaders on a trip across the Atlantic to negotiate with their blackmailers on the abuser’s own turf and hoping for the best? The minute someone starts manipulating, strong-arming, and intimidating you, you go no-contact. Block them. Then sit back and let them fill in the blanks with every possible worst-case scenario.

Instead, you’re sending European materiel and troops to Greenland for military exercises, all while the US is still kicking its feet up inside NATO and bragging that he’ll eventually get what he wants if he leaves the right amount of cash on Greenland’s nightstand. That’s like living with an abusive partner while insisting on staying under the same roof, thinking that they’ll be deterred because you’ve taken up Boxercise classes and flex in front of them by opening jars of pickles with your bare hands.

You want him to simmer down for real? Call his bluff. Kick him out. Change the locks on all the military bases that he’s installed inside your house. He may have too much stuff to relocate to the front yard. Fine. Then bomb it for extra giggles. Smash that windshield, girl! Key that Mercedes!

Full story at: RT International. Related: Trump is Running the World Like a Mafia Boss

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